Recruitment at the UK’s largest Puppy breeding facility has always been a ‘challenge’.
You would have thought that offering potential staff the opportunity of working with animals would have had people queuing up with their CV’s – but, sadly for us, this is not the case.
So we have changed our job specification accordingly
Basic Requirements
– Live Local
– Car Driver
– No Morals
– No Compassion
– A Pulse (Essential)
In fact, we are so desperate we don’t mind if you’re homophobic with anger issues or get caught drink driving when LEAVING MBR Acres, we really don’t care!
If we don’t care about the beagles then we don’t care about the staff!
Still interested? Really?
Send CV to youmustbejoking@mbracres.com